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Try to Squeeze Your Butt in There!

Vallecito, CA, United States
14 Kudos
Moaning Caverns is an extensive cave system that will fulfill your every adventurous need to rappel and spelunk. You'll be decked out with a hard hat, head lamp, and jumpsuit. A tour guide will lead you through the caverns where you'll have the opportunity to crawl, wriggle, and squirm through natural passages. Be sure to use the bathroom ahead of time, because there isn't one down there. You'll be amazed at how you'll be able to squirm your 300 lb butt through a small crack called the Pancake. I am not 300 lbs but the guide noted she witnessed a 300 lb man do it. Amazing experience!
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Points of interest

Stanislaus National Forest
Nearby national forest to enjoy the fresh forest greenery and be one with nature.
San Andreas Fault
The caverns is on this fault line. Hopefully you will not experience earthquake while underground.
Cute little town with bed and breakfasts to enjoy with your honey.
California Zip Lines
A fun outdoor adventure after your spelunking tour. Reservations required.
Moaning Caverns Adventure Park
Reservations needed ahead of time. Try the Expedition tour for more adventure.

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